Have you ever done that thing where you're looking for something, and you can't find it so you start blaming the people around you? Yeah, I do that just about every other day, and every time, it's me just carelessly looking or me just being stupid. And yet, I still do it every single time. It's come to a point where it's just embarrassing now.
My mother bought this fabulous new blender that I was super stoked to use, but then, this morning I couldn't find the blade/cap for the blender. Catastrophe. I know, it was tragic. I literally looked in every possible crevice and cabinent in the kitchen, except, apparently, right next to the blender behind the coffee machine. And so, naturally, being the low person that I am, I blamed the person that helps us clean the house, Lulu. Thirty minutes into my search I was cursing bad things, and I texted her, granted it was a cordial and for the most part, respectful text, asking where she put the blender top. But it wasn't that I was nice about it, it was that I texted her because I was blaming her, because I wanted to be right. And of course, a few hours later, my mom comes home and I ask her, and she's like, "Yeah, I used it and I put it right there." Here I was scrambling all over the kitchen, looking, and what I was searching for was right under my nose the whole time. You have no idea how stupid and bitchy I felt.
Hopefully, I learned my lesson.
Oh yeah, it's flippin hot right now. It's the beginning of May, and it's like 88 degrees. Not cool.
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